Introduction
Pretty much every Capricorn I’ve encountered has done me wrong. That’s why I have a strong dislike for Capricorns in general. However, there’s always an exception to that rule. I’m talking about a friend made many years ago when I first moved to Hawaii. Despite her being a Capricorn, she was the antithesis of my negative experiences. But other than her, my encounters with Capricorns have been horrible.
The General Trend
Every other Capricorn I’ve known has somehow done me wrong. This consistent pattern has reinforced my dislike for Capricorns. As a Pisces, I feel like I’ve scored well zodiacally, hitting the bullseye.
Jesus was a Capricorn
Interestingly, Jesus was a Capricorn, born on Christmas Day. This makes me wonder why God would choose Capricorn territory for His son’s birth. If I were God, I would have made Jesus a Pisces or maybe an Aries. Both are pretty cool signs, with Pisces being the best in my opinion. But God can do what he wants. He is God, after all.
A Poem About Capricorns
I even wrote a poem expressing my feelings about Capricorns:
I don’t like no Capricorns
They all got devil horns
Cloven hooves and ropey tails
They’ll do you wrong without fail
Advice for Capricorns
If you’re a Capricorn reading this, maybe try to be less “capricorny.” Consider what I’m saying and try not to embody the negative traits associated with your sign. People will like you more if you do.
Conclusion
While there are exceptions, most Capricorns are horrible people. But it’s important to remember that zodiac signs are just one way to categorize people and don’t define individuals completely, but it does a lot. So, even if you are a Capricorn, maybe there is something else about you that people can like as long as you don’t let your Capricorness overshadow whatever it is.
